1. Races

Alpaca

There is a story claiming alpacas were once particularly unkind owls who, for their hubris, were cursed to walk the land and never fly again. If this is true, it has done nothing to curb the enthusiasm alpacas have for mischief nor diminished their general joie de vivre. Always laughing, smiling, and genuinely carrying on as though everything were one huge joke, alpacas are both the best and most irritating of companions. You don’t like to be alone, always seeking out company, and this makes you garrulous, companionable, and maybe, just maybe, the tiniest bit annoying. Not that you recognise your endless stream of patter as irritating. It’s just you being friendly. Wonderfully jovial and friendly, that’s what you are. Of course, you do sometimes spit at those who annoy you—but not as often as those grumpy llamas. You’re too happy to be grumpy for long. There’s so much to explore, so much to do, and so much awesome music to dance to! Not many people know alpacas love high-energy music, especially disco, but they do!

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