"By acclimation of Geier ReachMonastery Board, using emergency ad hoc clauses to the Monastery Charter to bypass quorum, voting, consensus, or bodily presence, we welcome the Venerable Henry Rose as our new Head Monk. We likewise welcome our newest novices, the Rose family. On a completely unrelated note, we regret the passing of The Venerable Fringus Pramp and the disappearance of Brother Haenk Blunk. The Monastery knows nothing of either of these people or where they may have been off to recently and, furthermore, the Board is quite sure that these two unrelated facts must have nothing to do with the recent upheavals in Stensia. As always, the Monastery is neutral is all worldly matters."