Soylent is a food product made from organic matter. They are thin, square crackers, and they go really well with vegemite! A can's price is extremely affordable, too. Soylent comes in cardboard boxes, but their aluminum cans are far more emblematic. There exist three varieties of Soylent;
- Soylent Blue is made from assorted plant matter, and is characterised by its earthy taste.
- Soylent Red is made from assorted animal matter, and is characterised by its jerky-like taste.
- Soylent Green is made from
H U M A N C O R P S E Shigh energy plankton, harvested from Oceanyka's coasts!
What could possibly be wrong with such a wonderful foodstuff?