Curiously enough, McDonnell Douglas designed a number of patches and nicknames for the F-4 Phantom based on really bad puns; its pilots were the Phanton Phlyers, ground mechanics the Phantom Phixers, and as for the aircraft itself, it became the Phabulous Phantom. Many Soviet volunteer pilots in Vietnam found this injection of American capitalist culture into a fighter program hilarious, until an 18-ton steel brick approached them at Mach 2, proving aerodynamics were powerless against the biggest jet engines money could buy.
EFFECT:
This aircraft may never suffer from a difference of AIr Superiority greater than 3 against its opponents.