This old, rustic theatre was once a place of merriment as mummers, thespians, musicians, and all manner of performers took to the stage to show their talent. Dopplegangers especially loved to perform here. At its height, it could (accounting for its upper levels) provide seating for a hundred and standing room for a couple dozen more—but of late, it is rarely used.

The old owner, a drow woman by the name of Velespia Sorrax, was driven out by the Xanathar Guild, whose higher ups believed she was using the plays to secretly radicalize Skulkers against the Guild. The theatre now only runs plays that inevitably end in the Xanathar showing up at the end in immense deus ex machina fashion and saving the rest of the cast. Xanathar is usually portrayed by a tall, strong, handsome human man by the name of Talon.