1. Notes

Culture of Luachmhar

The Isle Of Luachmhar is found off the western coast of Ireland, roughly the size of the Isle of Mann. Home to strange and rare wildlife many of which went extinct on the Irish mainland long ago. Home to many secrets of a bygone age the Isle is a glimpse at a world that once was. The city of Tulloch port is an old venerable city home to the Cathedral of St. Brigid. Their are many interesting landmarks scattered across the isle for travelers to explore.


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Food

Breakfast

Boxty, Potato dumpling, potato pancake and potato bread are all descriptors for boxty; some say the name originates from the Irish phrase arán bocht tí, meaning ‘poor-house bread’. The recipe calls for grated raw potato to be mixed with mashed potato and then either: mixed with flour and salt and boiled before being sliced and fried in butter (‘boxty dumplings’); added to a pancake-like batter before being fried (‘boxty on the pan’); or added to a pancake-like batter before being baked in a loaf tin and then sliced and fried (‘boxty in the oven’). Whichever way you choose, your boxty can be teamed with just about anything. Try it alongside bacon and eggs or smoked salmon and crème fraîche.


Lunch

Boiled bacon and cabbage. Boiled bacon, boiled cabbage and boiled potatoes might not sound all that appetising but it remains a firm family favourite. Traditionally, salted pork – a cut from the shoulder or back of the pig – would have been soaked overnight (depending on how much desalting was needed) before being boiled, with the cabbage added to the cooking pot in the last 10 minutes. A silky parsley sauce is the classic accompaniment.

Smoked salmon. Smoked salmon is another must-try – the oak-smoked salmon from the Burren Smokehouse, the beechwood-smoked salmon from the Connemara Smokehouse, and the unusual turf-smoked salmon from The Haven Smokehouse are all worth looking out for.

Shellfish. Visit Ireland outside of summer and your chances of seeing the sun may be slim. On the plus side, you’ll be able to feast on the west coast’s plump native oysters




Dinner

Irish stew. One-pot cooking doesn’t get much simpler than Irish stew, traditionally made with mutton, onions and potatoes (the addition of carrots can be a divisive issue). To avoid the stew being watery (a childhood horror for many of us), some recipes recommend adding pearl barley, a spoonful of roux or sliced potatoes, while others reduce the liquid by leaving the stew to simmer. These days, you’re more likely to find Irish stew made with lamb (as the more flavorful mutton is harder to come by), with stock and herbs – such as thyme, parsley and bay leaves – adding depth of flavor.

Colcannon and champ. Potatoes transformed the Irish diet when they were introduced from the New World in the late 16th century. Ireland’s population boomed with this cheap and plentiful food source, but was later decimated when potato harvests were hit by blight in the 19th century. Potatoes are still a staple at most mealtimes, with traditional dishes remaining popular. Colcannon is a classic, comforting mash of potatoes, cabbage (or kale) and butter (or cream), flavored with spring onions. Champ is a similar, mashed potato favorite, flavored with spring onions, milk and butter.

Dessert

Paste

Snacks/Any

Black and white pudding. The Irish weren’t the only ones to discover the delights of black pudding (pork meat, fat and blood mixed with barley, suet and oatmeal in an intensely flavoured sausage). White pudding (similar, but minus the blood) may be less common around the globe, but no full Irish breakfast would be complete without a slice of each. Beyond breakfast, black pudding is just as likely to appear on the menu of smart Irish restaurants nowadays, served with sautéed scallops, in croquettes, under poached eggs, in salads and risottos and as a garnish to soups.

Soda bread. Every family in Ireland has its own recipe for soda bread, hand-written on flour-crusted note paper and wedged in among the cookery books. Some like it sweet with a spoonful of honey, sugar or dried fruits. Others prefer sprinkled-in seeds, bran and oats for a health boost, or treacle and Guinness for the opposite effect. However, the basic ingredients don’t change (bicarbonate of soda and buttermilk form the raising agent, which is mixed in with flour) and nor does the way it’s eaten: sliced and spread liberally with butter.

Accents

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Sayings, figures of speech, and other linguistic quirks

  • Acting the maggot. Fooling and messing around. Example: Stop acting the maggot.
  • Bad dose. Severe illness. Example: You got a bad dose of it, didn’t you?
  • Bags (to make a bags of something)Make a mess of doing something. Example: He made a right bags of that

Bang on. Meaning: Right, accurate, correct 

Banjaxed, Meaning: Broken. Example: The chair is banjaxed

Boyo. Meaning: Male, juvenile. Example: Come on, you boyo!

Bucketing down. Meaning: Raining hard. Example: It is bucketing down.

Bunk off. Meaning: Skip (school, work) Example: Do you want to bunk off tomorrow?

Chancer. Meaning: a lighthearted Irish insult for someone who takes a risk. Example: He is a real chancer

Chiseler. Meaning: Young child (Dublin slang). Example: He was a chiseler at the time

Ciotóg. Meaning: Left-handed  Example: I am a Ciotóg and proud

Cod/codding ya. Meaning: To pull someone’s leg. Example: I am only codding ya!

 Craic. Meaning: Fun, gossip, goings-on. Example: What’s/where’s the craic?

Crack on. Meaning: Continue on, get going. Example: I must crack on, lots to do

Culchie  Meaning: Person from rural / agricultural area   Example: She is a culchie originally

Cute hoor Meaning: Person who quietly engineers things to their own advantage  Example: He is a real cute hoor

Delira and excira Meaning: Delighted and excited (Dublin slang) Example: Are you delira and excira about it?

Deadly Meaning: Brilliant, fantastic, great Example: That was a deadly film

Donkey’s years Meaning: For a very, very long time. Example: They have lived there donkey’s years

Dosser Meaning: Someone not working or is messing about, up to no good Example: They are a couple of dossers

Meaning: Eat the head off Meaning: To give out to someone  Example: Don’t eat the head off me

Eejit Meaning: Complete fool, doing something silly  Example: You are such an eejit

Earwigging Meaning: Listening in on a private conversation Example: You were earwigging again, yes?

Effin’ and blindin’ Meaning: Swearing and cursing Example: He was effin’ and blindin’ nonstop

Eff off  Meaning: Polite swear word (for the F word)  Example: Ah, just eff off, will ya

Fair play! Meaning: Well done! Example: Fair play, mate!

Feck Off  Meaning: Go away (polite version), used to show surprise or shock Example: Feck off . . . . don’t be bothering me

Fella Meaning: Used for your guy, as in ‘me fella’; partner/husband/boyfriend Example: Is your fella going to be there?

Fierce Meaning: Very good, great, excellent Example: It was a fierce performance

Fine thing Meaning: Good-looking man or woman Example: That guy is a fine thing

Floozie Meaning: Woman of dubious moral attributes  Example: The place is full of floozies

Fluthered. Meaning: Very drunk Example: I was absolutely fluthered last night

Gaff Meaning: Home; to have a ‘free gaff’ means you are home alone Example: I will pop over to your gaff later

Gammy Meaning: Crooked, or odd-looking Example: He had a gammy leg

Gander Meaning: Quick glance Example: Take a quick gander in here first

Gas  Meaning: Funny or amusing  Example: He is a gas man

Hames/haymesMeaning: Complete mess  Example: I made a complete haymes of that work

Holy Joe Meaning: Self-righteous or religious person Example: She is a bit of a holy joe actually

Holy show Meaning: Disgraceful scene Example: She made a holy show of herself

How’s she cuttin’? Meaning: Hi; How are you?; What’s news? Example: How’s she cuttin’?     

Jackeen Meaning: A rural person’s name for a Dubliner  Example: You are a jackeen…my sympathies!

Jacks Meaning: Toilet Example: I’m off to the jacks

Jo maxi Meaning: Taxi, cab  Example: We can get a jo maxi in later

Kip Meaning: A dump of a place and also a sleep  Example: I had a quick kip before dinner; it was a real kip of a hotel

Knackered Meaning: Exhausted, tired Example: I was completely knackered

Langers Meaning: Drunk Example: She was totaly langers last Friday

Lash Meaning: 3 meanings: to rain hard; to make an attempt at something; or to go out drinking Example: It was lashing out of the heavens. Give it a lash. Let’s go on the lash Saturday.

Leg it Meaning: Run away quickly Example: Come on, we need to leg it now!

Locked Meaning: Very drunk Example: He was totally locked at closing time

Manky Meaning: Dirty, filthy, Disgusting Example: My hair feels manky, it needs a wash

Moran Meaning: Fool  Example: He looks a right moran

Mot Meaning: Girlfriend (Dublin slang) Example: Where’s your mot tonight?

Murder Meaning: Very difficult or to really want to do something  Example: Finding a taxi was murder. I could murder a Guinness.

Nixer Meaning: Job done for cash to avoid tax  Example: He can do it as a nixer for you

Not the full shilling Meaning: Not fully sane Example: I don’t think he is the full shilling

On the tear  Meaning: Going drinking Example: We were on the tear last night

Ossified Meaning: Drunk Example: We got ossified

Oul fella Meaning: Your father, dad (Dublin slang) Example: My oul fella is out at the moment

Oul Dear / Oul Wan Meaning: Your mother, mom  Example: My oul dear is out shopping

Pictures Meaning: Movies, film Example: We went to the pictures a week ago

Puss (To have a puss on you) Meaning: Sulky face  Example: Take that puss off your face

Rugger Bugger Meaning: Someone posh, loud and loves rugby Example: He is a rugger bugger for sure

Scarlet Meaning: Very embarrassed Example: I was scarlet

Shattered  Meaning: Exhausted  Example: After driving, I was shattered

Slag  Meaning: A verb used to make fun of someone in a nice way or else it has the same meaning as elsewhere, i.e., common prostitute Example: He was only slagging you, don’t worry

Suckin’ diesel (Now you’re)  Meaning: Now you’re talking, now you’re doing well  Example: Now you are suckin’ diesel, my friend!

The Pale Meaning: Anywhere in the region of Dublin Example: I am living just outside The Pale

Thick Meaning: Extremely stupid Example: He is as thick as a plank

Throw shapes  Meaning: Show off, sometimes aggressively Example: They were all throwing shapes in the pub

Trinners Meaning: Trinity College Dublin Example: Did you go to Trinners to do your degree?

Popular Pastimes and Sports

  • Gaelic football is the most popular sport.
  • Soccer
  • Hurling
  • Rugby
  • Equestrian Events
  • Cricket
  • Golf

Other popular activities on the isle range from boating fishing and swimming in Loch Selkie. the shores near Balingort are a popular spot throughout the arm months.

The low mountains and hills along the northern coast are also quite poplar, with many trails and scenic views. In the port itself the city holds some sort of festival or holiday celebration nearly every month. Though the most popular is St. Brigid's day.

The Island's Political Climate

The Isle of Luachmhar is a semi autonomous entity within the United Kingdoms. The United Kingdom is responsible for the island's defence and ultimately for good governance, and for representing the island in international forums, while the island's own parliament and government have competence over all domestic matters. The island's parliament, Comhairle, is claimed to have been in continuous existence since 12 century or earlier. The parliament is a bicameral or tricameral legislature, comprising the House of Keys (directly elected by universal suffrage with a voting age of 16 years) and the Legislative Council (consisting of indirectly elected and ex-officio members). These two bodies also meet together in joint session as Cóir Comhairle.

The executive branch of government is the Council of Ministers, which is composed of members of the House of Keys. It is headed by the Chief Minister.

Vice-regal functions of the head of state are performed by a lieutenant governor.

During the troubles the Isle was spared most of the conflict due to its isolated nature. But the IRA had a presence on the isle using it as a place to smuggle supplies to other counties on the Irish mainland. After the good Friday agreement left the isle as part of the UK the IRA cell on the isle was less than happy with that, and since most on the isle identify as Irish there has been a strong desire to join the republic of Ireland.  

Rites of Passge

The Legal drinking age in Ireland is 18.

Island Demographics

Race/ethnicity

The isle is mostly Irish stock, pale skin and red hair abound. A strong Catholic culture helps unify the inhabits of Tullach port and most towns. Glaisinkyl being the exception as its never had a huge catholic presence with only a small chapel.  

Population in each settlement

Tullach-?

Innishmore-?

Glaisinkyl-?

Balingort-?

Leaning Rock-?

Brevan-?

Kalder-?

Fae "under the radar"

The fae who call the isle home can be found nearly anywhere. As many have integrated with their human neighbors. But most still live in the wilds of the nature preserve, keeping to themselves.