"Cousin, you should've been there!
It was a truly epic expedition!
You should've seen Dalgarn cleaving the bastard in half!
Oh, what a sight to behold that was!
And that crazed chick?
You know, the one we had to hire because both Artzua and you got cold feet?
She was terrific!
If she was any shorter... You know what? I can always get a stool!
Hey, Abarran, why don't you join my cousin and myself over here? Ale on me! Only chaos haters here, I promise!"