The rantings of Bilbay the Eye
"eye, eye! got anuvver job wiv that knight and 'is crew, an' ... nevver guess wot? we got to go a-picking mushrooms, howabouddat?"
"anyhows, we find some mushies on a log in sum glade and dwarfy wander ovver to 'av a pick and the bluddy tree starts growin' legs and givvin' ol' bashin's!!!"
"so's we starts pluggin' it full o' arrras and the knights charges in and skewers the fing and gets a bunch o' shiny rocks for us to cash in, so a bit o' fright but not probs wiv the knight and his dwarves!"
"next up is to make a nasty stew and deliver it to the hairies in the estate up norf, so's we sneak in n' giv' 'em t' bait, and the nex' morn we go fer the waters that elf chap wants, but there's sum watchers so I gavver's sum coin and chucks it ovver wall and the wizzard does it bit and put 'em sleepy byebyes"
"Not a big haul, some coinage but werf the trip"