Fat Guy

Fat Guy is by far the most disgusting and most hated person in Yew Nork City. He is 40 years old and has never taken a shower in his life. Fat guy downright refuses to do any sort of hygiene improvement because he believes it will lessen his chances of finding a m'lady to love. Ironically his stench is one of the main reasons that people run whenever he appears. Fat guy has never showered, brushed his teeth, or even wiped after using the bathroom. He owns multiple pairs of clothes but will only ever wear his one t-shirt, jeans, and fedora. Fat guy has never washed or changed his clothes for years and refuses to do so. Fat guy does often shit himself, not because he can't control it, but because he considers walking to the bathroom a waste of his precious time. The closest fat guy does to changing his clothes is occasionally turning them inside out. Unfortunately for everyone, Fat Guy still shits himself and refuses to wash no matter what way he wears his clothes. Meaning there are shit stains, some years old and some brand new, on both sides of his pants. He leaves a strange trail of wet brown stains wherever he steps or touches. His body has also become so saturated in grease from his deplorable hygiene and life choices that he is coated in a slimy but sticky and wet translucent yellow goo that has strange brown stains all over it. If any part of Fat Guy's skin were to touch you you would most definitely get his vile slime on you, you will also receive multiple pimples and zits wherever he touched. Fat guys hygiene has gotten so bad that a legion of maggots have made their home in the back of his dry throat. When Fat Guy opens his mouth wide and you look past his brown and black grease covered teeth you will be able to see tiny maggots crawling in and out of the back of his throat. He also does have a mucus problem, there is constantly mucus dripping in the back of his throat making strange wet squishing noises whenever he speaks. Fat guy goes nowhere without his iconic fedora, no matter how soggy with grease or covered in dandruff it is. If someone were to put just one of Fat Guys hairs in there mouth it would genuinely taste like a hot French fry. Fat Guys intense body heat makes him seem like he is constantly shooting out the feeling of a sauna that was made by turning a bucket of sweat and rotten fast food into steam instead of water. The only other thing he does besides terrorize the townspeople of Yew Nork City is write fanfiction about them. He has written multiple stories about every possible shipping combination of people in the city. As well as every fetish ever recorded. He has no problem sharing his erotic fanfiction with everyone that he writes into it, no matter how much they beg him to stop. He still lives with his parents but they barely see him because he is either locked away in his room typing fanfiction and catfishing people on discord with an anime profile picture or making life hell for everyone in Yew Nork. When it comes to writing ship fanfiction or considering a possible mate Fat Guy does not care about age, family ties, species, or even if they are alive or dead. He considers everyone a possible mate, and will refer to all men as "femboys" and all women as "m'lady." He will occasionally call men m'lady when he feels like it. He had a completely ideal childhood, proper rules were set for him and he objectively should have become a model member of society. He had loving and supportive parents and a good education. He just chose to live wrong.

Fat Guy's teeth are one of the most vile parts of his hygiene, due to his atrocious diet of mostly sugary drinks combined with the fact that he never brushes his teeth. Fat Guy's teeth are soft, they have the shape and consistency of rotting mini marshmallows. Whenever Fat Guy bites down, a strange green juice comes out of his brown soft teeth. His gums are pitch black, not even able to reflect light.