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#14 And They Were Boyfriends...

April 20, 2022

Location: The Underdark

Party continues travel toward Neverlight Grove...

1: Party fights some hostile fungus; one explodes into deadly spores, but no one is in range

2: Sarith pulls out a compass (previously magical, now broken) and reveals to the group that he used to be a cartographer

3: Zaz finds a small pile of magic items, mostly useless

  • gauntlets of fire detection = detects fire (range of touch)
  • lightvision goggles = sunglasses

4: Party spots a strange symbol written in blood; Jorlan says it's drow for "demons ahead"

  • shortly after, they run into a group of dretches eating the corpse of a person

5: Dibrael gets fatigued from a spell, so Mylz and Zaz check on him

  • Dibrael accidentally refers to Zaz as his boyfriend
  • Zaz confronts Dibrael about this and impulsively kisses him

continued in RP


6: Sarith finds a diary written in Elvish, goes pale after skimming it, and tosses it away

  • Jorlan picks it up and Skjorn reads over his shoulder; he informs the others that it documents a sick elf's final days
  • Zaz reads it to get familiar with the sickness's progression; Sarith's condition isn't promising

7: someone finds a hand drum and gives it to Rumpadump

  • Topsy compliments Rumpadump's playing as they pass through a large cavern
  • a wordy-wordy echoes her, revealing a bunch of them hanging from the ceiling
  • Zaz offers the creature food and it flies down to greet him
  • Skjorn chants "penis" until all of the wordy-wordy are saying it

8: a capper falls on Skjorn's head and shapes itself like a wizard's hat

  • Jorlan says the capper does not stay on during sex; a nearby wordy-wordy echoes "Sex!"

9: Yuk Yuk finds a sling and decides he will be making mischief with it from now on

10: Party fights a shadow demon

11: suffering from exhaustion, Sarith has to take a break in the middle of the day

  • Jorlan approaches him and suggests he give the directions to someone else, because he's not sure if Sarith will make it there at this point
  • Sarith lashes out, insisting that he can take care of it

12: Yuk Yuk finds a dread helm, a magic item that only makes your eyes glow red when you wear it

  • Turvy finds this especially cool

Location: Neverlight Grove

Party finally reaches Neverlight Grove; Sarith is eager to show it off to everyone

  • it's a beautiful, magical place completely covered in mushrooms and glowing plants
  • Skjorn & Jorlan think they're on the Astral Plane (they consumed hallucinogens on the way here)

Party meets Sovereigns Phylo and Basidia

  • Phylo welcomes them to the grove, grateful that the myconid sprouts have been returned home; it invites everyone to enjoy themselves
  • Phylo asks that they not go to the "Garden of Welcome" yet as the "Circle of Masters" is preparing a special surprise
  • it also says the "Great Seeder" can answer any questions they might have, but they'll have to experience "her" themselves
    • this is strange, as myconids have no concept of gender

Basidia is uncomfortable around Phylo and volunteers to give Party a tour

  • Junior says Phylo has weird spores

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