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Conthahal

"The BTC" (Big Tall Conthahal)

Conthahal is venerated as a deity of negotiation and bargaining. His divine influence compels those who seek his favor to approach him as supplicants eager to engage in the art of deal-making. They are drawn to his presence like moths to a flame, enticed by the promise of unlocking hidden opportunities through the exchange of favors and agreements.

Yet, beneath his charming facade lies an enigmatic deity whose motives are as inscrutable as the depths of the cosmos.

Conthahal's manifestation as a forceful presence of precisely six feet in height is iconic. Indeed, his name is invoked as a measure of stature in various regions, symbolizing the profound impact of his towering personality on mortal souls.



"You have to admit, I really would make an excellent patron."

- Conthahal.


Appearance

When Conthahal graces mortals with his presence, he possesses an otherworldly air of confidence, with features that seem sculpted from the very essence of charisma itself. His eyes gleam with an ethereal light, reflecting the vast depths of his knowledge and power.

Draped in robes of celestial hues that seem to shift and shimmer with every movement, Conthahal exudes an aura of majesty and mystery. Symbols of arcane significance adorn his attire, hinting at the boundless secrets he holds within his grasp. His countenance is both regal and approachable, drawing mortals in with an irresistible allure.Every word he utters is woven with a hypnotic cadence, captivating those who hear it. His gestures are fluid and purposeful, conveying a sense of authority tempered with warmth and understanding. 


Godhood

The origins of Conthahal are as enigmatic as the shifting tides of the cosmos, veiled in myth and whispered in the halls of the divine. Some say he emerged from the primordial chaos, a manifestation of the raw essence of magic woven into the very fabric of existence. Others believe he was once mortal, a prodigious mage whose insatiable thirst for power led him to transcend the limitations of mortality and ascend to godhood. Regardless of his origin, Conthahal's ascent to divinity marked a pivotal moment in the annals of history, forever altering the balance of power among the pantheon.


As a deity, Conthahal holds steadfast to a core belief: the art of the deal. To him, every interaction is an opportunity to negotiate, to barter, to strike a bargain. His divine influence extends beyond mortal realms, reaching even into the celestial hierarchy, where he is known to engage in cosmic negotiations with other deities.


Conthahal is the consummate salesman of the divine, always seeking to "upsell" others into pacts and bargains that further his own agenda. He understands the intrinsic value of power and knowledge, and he is not afraid to leverage his considerable charm and wit to secure the best possible outcome for himself and his followers. In the intricate dance of cosmic politics, Conthahal is a master manipulator, weaving webs of influence that span the breadth of the multiverse.



Worshippers

Followers of Conthahal hail from various backgrounds, unified by ambition and a keen grasp of negotiation. Merchants, scholars, and adventurers alike are drawn to his promise of power and the thrill of bargaining. These devotees are cunning and adaptable, skilled at navigating the complexities of Conthahal's cosmic dealings. While their motivations may differ (some driven by greed, others by thirst for knowledge) all seek to secure his favor and unlock the rewards he offers. To them, Conthahal is not just a deity, but a mentor guiding them through the artful dance of persuasion and manipulation.


Tenets of Faith

The Art of Negotiation: Followers of Conthahal believe in the power of negotiation and bargaining in all aspects of life, seeking to secure the best possible outcomes through shrewd deal-making.

Ambition Knows No Bounds: Conthahal and his followers embrace ambition without reservation, constantly striving to ascend to greater heights of power, wealth, and influence.

Knowledge is Power: They understand that knowledge is a potent currency in the cosmic marketplace, and they pursue it relentlessly, seeking to uncover the secrets of the universe and leverage them to their advantage.

Adaptability is Key: Conthahal's followers are adaptable and versatile, able to navigate the ever-changing currents of fate with ease and grace, adjusting their strategies and alliances as circumstances demand.

The Ends Justify the Means: While not all followers may embrace this tenet to the same extent, there is an underlying belief that achieving their goals justifies any means necessary, even if it involves deception, manipulation, or betrayal.

Formal Contract

Here's the deal.


You get a 30 year deal starting at 1% increasing every 12 months.

Bonuses available for hitting specific targets.

1 free resurrection but if you get 10 friends to sign deals,

I'll throw in a second resurrection for you and everyone who uses your referral code.

 

I'll remind you at the 20 year mark and if you're happy to renegotiate we can.

Otherwise at the end of the 30 years I'll take your and your firstborn child souls for a 200 year service.

Better terms are available depending on your  service history.

 

And, to sweeten the deal you get 10 months change of mind period.

If you get offered a better deal you're free to accept it,

or,

let me know and I can match their terms (holiday specials don't count)

 

Sign here

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