Everyone built up this maze as something to be feared. As the scrumptious, mind searing, abominable runes etched upon the entrance indicated, it's actually quite lovely. The halls are dark, smooth, unoccupied, and surprisingly clean. Like supernaturally clean. I could live here.
Everyone wandered off once we were all inside, leaving me free to wander the dark of this peaceful maze. It wasn't long before a found a very lonely, yet not very talkative skeleton. I will call them Louise for now, because why read these letters I found on them and learn anything if I don't want to retain the knowledge anyways. I found scroll on Loise too, but I will get someone else to read it just in case; you only need to read exploding death runes once to learn a lesson.
I ran into Blue Goo Girl. She is very quiet. She asked where everyone went and I said "iunno", I'm fairly certain she shrugged but I stopped paying attention as we went looking for our coworkers. Can't 'money pwease' if we don't finish jobs. It's a good thing Bluey Gooey found me, cuz there another gooey thing that found us! Apparently . . . I wasn't paying attention . . .
Gooey Blue went up to the Gooey Grey and undulated at it. I didn't watch though . . . I wasn't really paying attention to the goo-meet . . . or to Bloo's the explanation of what actually happened afterwards.
I thought I heard yelling at some point, but nothing yelled back at my yell back. Oh well.
I like it here, but harvesting crystal organs for fun and profit still would've been better than helping a farmer.