1. Journals

Session 007 - The Cat Whisperer and the Blinded Bard

May 26, 2024

Nightfall descended on Maraguin's hamlet, casting long shadows that danced with the flickering flames of our campfire. Spoon, jittery as ever, peppered me with questions about fire-making – a skill I sadly lacked. His solution? Set the forest ablaze, a preemptive strike against the howling wolves we'd heard in the distance. I suggested, perhaps, not incinerating our surroundings, but he was already plotting a pyromaniac's masterpiece.

A mad dash downstairs revealed a scene worthy of a drunken bard's ballad: Cassius "forcefully snuggling" a cat, Gornak barring the door like a furied berserker, and a full-blown avian war raging outside. Crows vs. chickens, a symphony of squawks and feathers. I cast sleep, hoping for peace, but Spoon had other plans.

An explosion rocked the night, liquid fire engulfing the tree and igniting a flurry of flaming poultry. A rogue crow, a blazing meteor, careened towards the roof. As I sprinted outside, a swarm of crows descended on Gornak and Rip, pecking and clawing. A crazed chicken kamikazed into me, its death throes a flurry of feathers and fury.

Rip, struggling for breath, somehow remedied his predicament, though his eyes remained glazed over. I dispatched a chicken, blinded another, and finally reached the well, joining Cassius in a frantic bucket brigade. Gornak, blinded as well, tumbled over a wall, just as Spoon leaped from the roof, a firefighting ninja.

Maraguin, bless her oblivious heart, emerged from her home, a startled exclamation on her lips. "Chickens and crows... again?" she sighed.

Back inside the inn, the truth emerged. The animals weren't merely aggressive, they were compelled. I sensed the foul magic, a twisted echo of my own spells. Spoon's tale of glowing woods and Maraguin's goblin sightings solidified our suspicions. Something, or someone, was pulling these creatures' strings.

Maraguin's healing touch mended wounds and restored sight, a welcome reprieve. She even offered us gear, hinting at a crossbow to replace my useless staff. But the respite was short-lived. At breakfast, Rip returned with news: Cassius' wagon was found, NOT a splintered ruin. The donkeys... alive and kicking.

With a new crossbow in hand and Maraguin's vague directions to the goblin encampment, we set off once more. Spoon's eagerness to lure them out with fiery distractions worried me. A stealthy recon mission seemed wiser, but with this crew, who knew what chaos awaited?

As we left the hamlet's dubious safety, a desperate scene unfolded. A young man, grappling with a worg over his backpack, cried out for help. Gornak charged, but the beast escaped with its prize. The young man, eager for adventure (or perhaps just a hot meal), begged to join us. Another soul to throw into the madness. Oh, Gralton, what fresh hell awaits us now?