Participants: Ayara, Gragoyle Stonewatcher, Celeste, Sweet Peel, She Commands Me and I Obey, Cass
Locations: Millennium Forest
Loose ends: occult ritual conducted by animals?; unknown entity/force/deity granting magical, elemental powers to animals(?)
Short summary:
The group was interested in finding the Dancing Tiefling Brand Triple-Distilled Chanterelle Whiskey. They found some strange, possibly Elemental-attuned animals conducting an occult ritual, and interrupted them via murder.
Full report: Gragoyle
We went searching for whiskey and here’s the shit that we beat up;
- Bunch of badgers that seemed pretty ornery I dunno maybe they were fucking and we interrupted them also they threw rocks at us;
- A few Hobgoblins or something who wanted to kidnap our Rat person but they were pretty stupid (we saw them later they were throwing firecracker snakes at eachother but no one believes me);
- A few dogs next to a really fun pit that half our party got to play in but they didn’t let me in the pit which was honestly fucking bullshit like it was so cool looking it was water and dirt but I’m not upset about it because;
- I got to execute a classic Dwarven style boulder dive (a similar sort to the style of boulder dive that Dvarin Gracemuncher performed in the DLIV Biannual Summit Games, netting him an extraordinary score of 13.5/13.762) in this sweet pond but there were a bunch of barn animals that I guess were having a party. They clearly didn’t have any sense of humour about it and just came at me for no reason so we had to beat the piss out of them as well. Then I had a bit more of a swim in the pond which was nice even though my most annoying sister was trying to pull me out but it’s fine tho.
Full report: Ayara
I recklessly chose to quest with a group of manic boxers, here’s how that shook out:
- We were attacked by a band of rock-badgers;
- We were attacked by a band of Hobgoblins;
- We were attacked by a band of rock-dogs (separate from the rock-badgers, these ones knew how to manifest quicksand. Maybe. I’m not sure if the quicksand was magically conjured or just coincidentally - very coincidentally, I might add - also around);
- I gave a brief - and informative - treatise on the Nature of Animating the (Mostly) Dead. (Ask for more info). (I am not a wizard, the veracity of my claims is tenuous at best). (I am correct);
- We were attacked by a goat, a bird, a snake, a fox, and a hound;
- This one was not the animals’ fault, per se, a very rambunctious Sconosciuto invaded upon their occult ritual;
- We interrupted an occult ritual;
- We made friends along the way.
ADDENDUM: It has come to my attention that if the animals did not want a rambunctious Dwarf invading their occult ritual, they should not have placed such a nice pond there. I am in agreement.
All said, I am of the belief that there is some magical force and/or entity and/or deity and/or dove and/or eagle granting magical, elemental powers to animals. It should be investigated further, as proof of human—humanoid—immunity or resistance to this effect has yet to be shown.