1. Journals

DA001-003

-   Public Bathhouse, NW of Elfsong Tavern

     -   Walled garden

    -   Nymphs carved into front gate

-   Followers of cult seen going in and out

-   Possible secret door to hideout in there

-   Torina offered Bastien a drink. Hitting on him?

-   Wake up babe (angel), Dead Three lore just dropped

-   3 adventurers (Bane, Bhaal, Myrkul)

-   Aeons ago quested to become gods, and succeeded

-   Tried to steal the tablet of fate from Ao (the overgod) to rule over all of Faerun

-   They fugged up and got killed for their effort (except their power remains, physical form is dead)

-   People keep trying to bring them back to life

-   When Gods retracted their influence these three kept their influence.

-   They influence events with malevolence.

-   Killed some pirates

-   **We slept for the night (Long Rest)**

-   It is Funky Monkey Friday, my dudes (wait Friday doesn't exist on Faerun)

-   Investigating the bathhouse Sarari awkwardly tried to get info out of a masseuse.

-   Asked about a secret exit

-   Masseuse said "You're not a friend of Mortlock are you"

-   Sarari fumbled convincing her that yes. No more info.

-   Kyron investigated the other room

-   Learned not much, did some sigma male shit

-   Saw a wall that has no door that he felt should

-   Sarari went to get a massage in the other room to spot the wall.

-   She did, noticed the patterns don't line up

-   Voras decides to kool aid man through the wall before Sarari can get this info back to the group

-   Sarari cockblocked counter: 2

-   We rescued a dude getting stabbed and tortured from cultist types

-   Escorted him to the surface

-   His name is Klim Jhasso

-   We wandered around found some prisoners

-   Found a spooky horror sarcophagus room and decided to dip

-   Sarari fucking straight up mudered a couple guards while they slept peacefully

-   Fucked up and ended up in a fight.

-   We killed them (Bastien did, I mean)

-   Brought them to the entrance

-   Went into a room full of bodies so we went in to investigate

-   Wait! They weren't dead! Shia surprise!

-   Dragged Sarari to the ground, with death in their eyes

-   We got 3 spellbooks after kicking their asses. Not bad.

-   Got lost.

-   Turns out it was the spooky sarcophagus room the whole time

-   There was a sad oldy. Her name was Nebra, a florist, she was captured and enslaved by the cult.

-   Note: I thought she was a ghost for some reason.

-   She was not.

-   How embarrassing.

-   She showed us a hidden passage that we walked past like 80 times

-   Turns out Sonie, for once in her probably short life, was right.

-   We were betrayed

-   Sonie paid for it, despite being the one who had our single shared braincell

-   Had a fight. Basically everyone was downed but Vora

-   Then Mortlock (who showed up mid-fight) was shanked but stood up and WWE super slammed the reaper into another dimension.

-   He wants amnesty after this.

-   We killed Vaas

-   When we left some dragon cultists showed up and went "hey we can track literally everything we know your IP give back our treasure"

-   They took my crown. I was finally the burger king :(

-   Mortlock asked us to off his brother (Amrik), just randomly and unprompted.

-   Vora immediately agreed

-   There's apparently a bounty

-   Vora ignored us saying just immediately agreeing is a peabrain move

-   Vora big dumb

-   Tavern name is The Low Lantern

-   VoraxMortlock endgame ship

-   We levelled up

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