Wondrous Item - uncommon
I own you now!
This sentient chaotic-neutral (chaotic-evil?) coffee pot is convinced that it owns your soul. It doesn’t really, but it might as well, because it arguably makes the worlds best coffee when you boil water in it (Doesn't need coffee beans!). The coffee is so delicious that it shortens the duration of a short rest to 30 minutes for anyone who drinks it (during said Short Rest). The coffee can only give you this benefit once every long rest.
Yes you foolish mortal, drink! Drink! And I will own you FOREVER!
Hails from The Triple Realm in The Abyss.
After bonding with Penny, Bozuuth has gracefully allowed the party to get the magical effect twice per long rest now.