Valric’s “Trophies of Legend”
All are worthless trinkets, but each comes with an extravagant tale and a DC 15 Investigation or DC 16 Insight to expose the lie.
| d10 | Trophy | Description | Valric’s Tale | Truth |
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| 1 | Fang of the Moon Drake | A crudely carved bone dagger painted silver | “Tore it straight from the maw of the Moon Drake during a lunar eclipse!” | It’s a goat bone. The paint is flaking off. |
| 2 | Crown of the Lich-King | A bent tin circlet with a purple glass gem | “I claimed this from the fallen tyrant of the Frostbarrows!” | It’s from a children’s costume. “Gem” is colored bottle glass. |
| 3 | The Cloak of Shadowwalking | Black cloak dusted with glitter | “Allows me to walk unseen through shadow and moonlight!” | It’s a cheap festival cloak, badly dyed. The glitter is shedding. |
| 4 | Medallion of the Sea Queen | Tarnished bronze pendant with a wave motif | “Gifted to me by the Queen of the Merfolk after I saved her reef!” | A souvenir from a coastal gift shop, stamped with a maker’s mark. |
| 5 | The Basilisk’s Eye | Cloudy marble in a bronze clasp | “One gaze from this gem can petrify lesser men!” | It’s a cat’s-eye marble glued into a ring setting. |
| 6 | The Horn of Giants’ Valor | Broken drinking horn wrapped in faux gold wire | “Used to rally the storm giants at the Battle of Stormpeak!” | It’s a cow horn. The “gold” is brass wire from a candlestick. |
| 7 | Siren’s Comb | Coral comb missing several teeth | “Ah, the Siren of Silver Shoals dropped this as she sang to me!” | It’s coral from a local market, with initials scratched into the back. |
| 8 | Amulet of Eternal Flame | Pendant holding a dull red stone | “Still glows with the fire of the Phoenix I bested!” | It’s a piece of colored resin; “glow” is a trick of the light. |
| 9 | The Minotaur’s Map | Torn scrap of parchment with nonsense scribbles | “A labyrinth’s secret map, deciphered only by me!” | It’s doodles and wine stains. No one could navigate with it. |
| 10 | The Blade of a Thousand Duels | Rusty rapier with an ornate guard | “Won every duel with this blade—never once been struck!” | The guard is brass. The blade’s edge is dull and bent; he bought it used. |
🗣 Optional Roleplay Lines
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“Ah yes, this gem once pulsed with the soul of a fire elemental. I had to wrestle it into submission, of course.”
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“A simple trophy? Hardly, my friend. This horn saved kingdoms.”
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“If you stare too long into the Basilisk’s Eye, you might find yourself… rooted to the spot. Ha!”
🧩 Hints for Players
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A jeweler, historian, or arcane expert can identify most of these as fakes automatically.
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A tavern patron might interrupt him mid-story, saying, “Didn’t you buy that at my cousin’s stall in Baldur’s Gate?”
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If caught lying, Valric immediately claims, “Ah! You saw through the ruse! I was… testing your perception, of course!”