A group of small, lawn-gnome like creatures that have been organized by their leader, Missus J. The majority of Gonks are unable to speak normally, speaking in Gonk (various inflections of 'gonk'). A few are able to speak and are varying levels of intelligence. There are specialized roles (guard gonks, service gonks, hippy gonks).
While they are found throughout the city, the majority end up in the Gonk Fortress.