Star Signals
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Star Signals

This is a is a hardcover book, measuring 20 cm x 35 cm x 5 cm. It was originally found on top of a table in Dr. Joseph Hromongen's secret SCP hideout within Unknown. The front cover bears the title "Star Signals". The back cover has the following description:

Did you know that some stars in the sky are dead, but we still see their ancient image?


With the best-selling novel Star Signals, sold in four sectors and translated into hundreds of languages, you too can tune in to the celestial frequencies, and then become like the stars!

The document is a nonfiction book of the “self-help” genre, that is structured as a manual which teaches the use of the “Five-Step Star Signal Method” to achieve the reader’s dreams and ambitions.

The method itself is a program of visualization reinforced through mantras and positive affirmations.

The book has no content regarding practical measures to achieve goals. Instead, it speaks entirely on the “star focuses” and other “wishful thinking” rituals. The book claims that these exercises, when conducted properly, demonstrably influence reality, beginning with a direct influence on the appearance of the star used in the exercise.

Ex: A reader who expresses a wish to win the lottery will receive a winning ticket within the next week; any reader whose goal is a new car will find themselves driving it the next week.

In early chapters, these exercises are focused on two things: the exact goals that the reader has in mind, and the concentration on certain stars in the sky. This activity is connected to the titular “star signals”: claims that the light emitted by stars carries a “phenomenological frequency”, which is unique to each star and which is connected to the “phenomenological frequency” of each human’s mind.

Each of the book’s ten chapters ends with a “Star Focus” ritual: this is a meditation performed each night, with the central focus being a celestial body. The celestial body used is determined by a calendar given in the prologue; this ensures that all readers at any given time are focusing on the same place, no matter which section of the book they are reading.

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Chapters 1 and 2, “The Hole You Exist Around”

Early sections are reminiscent of self help books, although the language used is odd.

This section focuses on concentrating on the void within oneself and using it as a space to build your will until you hear music. It says that this is not a metaphor. You should hear music. And to remember that nothing in this book is a metaphor.

Do you feel a void in your life? Everyone does, whether they know it or not. Think about it. You can feel it inside you right now: a heavy emptiness in the middle of your chest. It’s a reflection of the one in your existence, like particles in quantum entanglement. Do you remember how we talked about quantum entanglement? Nod “yes”. Yes, you do. Yes, you feel the emptiness.


This is good. It’s a blank slot waiting for you to fill it up with your deepest desire until your deepest desire is pushing up into your throat. You will gag on your need. And until you do, it is a resonation space, for you to build your will like organ music in a cathedral. Hear the music now. This is not a metaphor. If your will is strong enough, there will be music now. Remember now that nothing in this book is a metaphor.

March 16th, 2022