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Trump Pee-Pee Tape Scandal

2024-10-01

On October 1st, 2024, as the US Presidential Election was in a dead heat, anonymous parties released video evidence to the media that confirmed the claims made in the Link Dossier. Then-candidate Donald Trump was shown on video ordering prostitutes to urinate on a bed previously occupied by former president Barack Obama.

Trump's polling soared, and he won the election with a shocking 96% lead against competitor Hillary Clinton. 

The American public's reaction to the releases was almost unanimously positive, the New York Times deeming it "good and cool." A Washington Post Op-Ed asserted that "We are a civilized nation - Mr. Trump did not pee on Mr. Obama himself, and this is because he is a decent man. Detractors might stand a good pissing themselves."

In her concession speech, Clinton stated, "Anyone who puts out that much piss deserves the presidency." She then suffered a fatal stroke. The Washington, D.C. Medical Examiner noted that "ironically, she had pissed herself pretty substantially before the time of death."

This began a long-standing tradition for US presidential candidates to leak videos of various pissing pranks and stunts. 

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