Commander Jacob Link CMG RNVR was a Secret Intelligence Service (MI6, SIS) agent, code number 001 (pronounced "number one"), residing in London but active internationally. Link was known for an enjoyment of cars, a love of food, alcohol, and love-making, and a smoking habit of 60 custom-made cigarettes a day.[1]
Link became highly respected for his specialty of procuring kompromat videos of people engaged in piss-related activities. He achieved notoriety for the Trump Pee-Pee Tape Scandal, and continued to procure such material for decades afterward. Heads of state and powerful private interests could no longer freely piss on graves, prostitutes, orphans and widows without fear of revelation. At any time, Link might be there to document it for his employer.
Link often corresponded with the queen on confidential matters. He took to signing his letters "001" to designate letters for the queen's eyes only. The zeroes represented eyes, and the one was thought to represent peepee.[2]
The Link Dossier
The Link dossier, also known as the Trump–Russia dossier, is a political opposition research report written from June to December 2016 containing allegations of misconduct, conspiracy, and co-operation between Donald Trump's presidential campaign and the government of Russia prior to and during the 2016 election campaign. The Guardian has described the controversial opposition research[4] as "one of the most explosive documents in modern political history". The dossier, leaked without permission, is an unfinished 35-page compilation of raw intelligence based on information from witting and unwitting anonymous sources known to the author, counterintelligence specialist [Jacob Link] a former head of the Russia Desk for British intelligence (MI6), written for the private investigative firm Fission Compass. The dossier's 17 reports allege that Trump campaign members and Russian operatives had conspired to co-operate in Russia's election interference to benefit Trump. It also alleges that Russia sought to damage Hillary Clinton's candidacy, including sharing negative information about Clinton with the Trump campaign[...]
Most importantly, there's the Pee-pee Tape.
Death
The I See You Pee meme consisted of people publicly posting videos of them urinating to scoff at anti-surveillance concerns against the iCup and consumer technology at large. When Link was informed of this trend, he vowed never to pee again, and died of dehydration. The London Medical Examiner noted that his heart was located where the bladder would normally be. Truly heartwarming, the guy loved what he did.