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Soimon Boyd

Dead
Tech Journalist

Soimon Boyd was a tech journalist who wrote in the early 21st century, most notably for The Phelan New York Times. He was a strong advocate for Techno-Optimism, Techno-Fetishism, PETTING THE HECKIN' DOGGERINO ALREADY, and aggressively interventionist foreign policy.

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