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Retargot is the informal colloquial language of the Gold Star Specials. It is spoken by affecting the vocal mannerisms of a stereotype of a mentally challenged person. It originated partly organically and partly as a conscious effort to show solidarity with some of its members who genuinely couldn't help it.