Big Whooshies! Man (Big Whooshies! Enthusiasm Man) is the mascot for the Whooshies! custom disposable shoe subscription service. A marketing AI assessed all mascots ever and decided "Big Enthusiasm Man" was the mathematically ideal mascot. His original name was Big Whooshies! Enthusiasm Man but removing the word Enthusiasm was a great way to save a micropenny or two on ink and embroidery for branded merchandise. But due to a legal mishap, both versions of the name were registered as his legal name with the original in parentheses. Truncating the name to simply "Big Whooshies! Man" could result in civil or criminal penalties. In addition, his legal name is "canonically screamed," and speaking it out loud at less than a shouting volume could result in similar liability.
His shoes have never been revealed, but they are often teased promotionally. They did do a lottery once, and someone saw them, and for about a week they were nearly put into a mental hospital due to the manic joy it inspired. When asked about it a year later they had forgotten about the event and what the shoes looked like. The consumer was by then a member of a different custom disposable shoe subscription service.
There are several children whose legal father is Big Whooshies! Man. This is presumed to be the byproduct of a corporate insider using his persona as an identity. If you have any information leading to the whereabouts of a person pretending to be Big Whooshies! Man (Big Whooshies! Enthusiasm Man), or you believe that you may have been cummed in by Big Whooshies! Man (Big Whooshies! Enthusiasm Man), please contact Whooshies! through our AI customer support chat box.