Dallecóc is the Ritual Soda of many Espanglésh-speaking Sodatic Cults mostly distributed in the Midwest, South and Southeast regions of the former United States of America. The original recipe for the soda Dallecóc is based on has been lost to time, but most surviving sects have a traditional recipe that serves in its place for ceremonial purposes.

Dallecóc is said to have been the drink of a vaunted golden king, granting him true wisdom and vigor as he ruled the greatest empire ever known. The Quompni who created Dallecóc was said to be unhappy with the golden king. He denounced the drink as garbage but resolved to continue drinking it nonetheless. The stark contrast between how the sects view the drink and how their golden king views it is not lost on them, generally treated as a lesson in humility (specifically their own).

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