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Dealing with a polder is like dealing with a cat. Either they're the kindest and most cordial person you've ever met. Or they're a conniving bastard plotting your downfall wearing the mask of the benevolent.

Ibrahim Cyporten, Archsage of Society


When the gods claimed Consarcio as their own, they created the first five ancestries. The Creator spoke humans into existence, the Arcfey summoned the elves with their magic, the Stone Chiseler carved and forged the dwarves out of stone and metal. The Destroyer created orcs out of his sheer force of will, and the Brightness and the Chromatic birthed the dragons of old. And the Polders were there too.

Polders were not borne of any god, no one knows how long the polders existed on Consarcio or even how they got there. They tend to have a reputation of being sneaky and conniving, but that's just a symptom of their diminutive size that other's brains just skip over. Polders also have a reputation of being homebodies, making incredible chefs and culinarians, finding an inhospitible polder household is nigh impossible.

"How Old Am I?"

The average lifespan of a polder is almost impossible to calculate. Most polders live for around the same amount of time as a human, but more frequently than one expects, a polder will exceed that period. Quite a few will live almost as long as the oldest dwarves, pushing into their fourth, potentially even a fifth, century.

Academics have a number of theories as to why these variable lifespans may occur. One theory is that the more that the polder taps into their trickster magic, they are sacrificing the duration of their life. While others theories is that the two different lifespans are holdovers from when polders were once two different ancestries. These two intermingled, and centuries, or even millenia, later, the only sign of this is the occasional extended lifespan.