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  1. Characters

Jim Day

Drunk Biker
Played by John Candy

Role: Overweight and Overconfident Sidekick
Archetype: The Lovable Doofus

Stats

  • Accuracy (ACC): 1
  • Athletics (ATH): 0
  • Charisma (CHA): 3
  • Defense (DEF): 1
  • Intelligence (INT): 1
  • Spying (SPY): 0
  • Strength (STR): 3

Health Points (HP): 20


Traits

  1. Big Body, Bigger Heart: Once per scene, Jim can take damage intended for an ally, dramatically declaring, “I got this!”
  2. Unstoppable Momentum: When Jim charges forward, he can barrel through obstacles (and sometimes people), knocking enemies prone (STR vs. DEF).
  3. Clumsy Hero: If Jim fails a roll, he creates an unintended distraction or chaos that gives allies +1 to their next roll.

Cinematic Actions

  1. Big Belly Bash: Spend 2 AP to use his sheer size to slam into an enemy, dealing 1d6 damage and knocking them back 10 feet.
  2. Fumbled Weapon Toss: Spend 1 AP to throw an object poorly. On a failed ACC roll, it still hits something (or someone), potentially creating unintended damage or comedy.
  3. Snack Break Recovery: Once per day, Jim can spend 2 AP to pull out a hidden snack and regain 1d8 HP mid-fight.

Quirks

  • Always has a greasy snack in hand (or pocket)—burgers, donuts, or fried chicken.
  • Wears a leather jacket with “Thunder Gut” emblazoned on the back.
  • Constantly cracks bad jokes, usually about his own size.
  • Somehow manages to get stuck in tight spaces, like doorways or small vehicles.

Equipment

  • Chain Whip (1d6 damage, surprisingly effective for a guy who uses it as a belt).
  • Snack Pouch (provides a minor morale boost to allies, granting +1 CHA to group rolls for one scene).
  • Beer Can Blaster (a modified slingshot for launching full cans; 1d4 damage, one-use per can).