Welcome to Kankappy's Big Date!

It's a shitpost visual novel dating sim made by Ornstein based on memes a young man trying to date... a sentient paperclip? Wha-?

You can get the distributions here. The two versions are PC/Linux and Mac. If you just want a list of easter eggs and other tidbits, there is a Guide on here though it's a little barebones as its only a first release.

A special thanks goes out to Waldue and Beefpotato for testing and offering suggestions and improvements for the game!

The main character of the game. His name is variable. He is just a generic character to stand in for the PC.

They were meant to be able to choose a gender but it became a nightmare of an already feature-bloated shitpost.

Colette is a student and the best friend of Main Character, possibly against his choice.

She seemingly has no concept of what the 4th wall is. She can talk with the dev, and has referenced herself 'reading the script' on a few occasions. 

The titular character and romantic interest. 

A sentient... paperclip? I think? What even is this game, what is going on? Huh?