Welcome to Kankappy's Big Date!
It's a shitpost visual novel dating sim made by Ornstein based on memes a young man trying to date... a sentient paperclip? Wha-?
You can get the distributions here. The two versions are PC/Linux and Mac. If you just want a list of easter eggs and other tidbits, there is a Guide on here though it's a little barebones as its only a first release.
A special thanks goes out to Waldue and Beefpotato for testing and offering suggestions and improvements for the game!