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HAVING SEX

Sex is an ability check, using your primary class ability + your proficiency score.

The base DC of a sex check is your 8 + Primary Class Ability + your proficiency score. More experienced targets are harder to satisfy.

Sex Points

When you roll for sex, you gain a number of sex points equal to the difference between the DC and your roll. It is possible to have negative sex points

When you make a sexual assault, the number of sex points you earn is equal to the damage you've dealt.

After a long rest, you reset your Sex Points equal to your level + 10. As part of a long rest, you can have sex and add the result to this amount.

Additional Size Fetish Rules

All the actions under these rules are taken/granted for free. They are as intrinsic to PCs as the ability to gain experience or unarmed attacks.

Grappling

Grappling against creatures of a smaller size category:

You can use your action to try to pin a creature grappled by you. To do so, make another grapple check. If you succeed the creature is restrained until the effect ends.

When you have grappled a smaller sized creature and that creature is within your encumbrance you can move normally. You can move that creature anywhere within your reach.

Sex "Toys"

You can buy sex toy versions of any melee weapon, in the forms of rings, necklaces, dildos and other pleasure objects. The cost is 100 GP + the Base Cost of the Original Item. Newly created characters may purchase a Sex Toy in lieu of an existing weapon.

For example, you might by a Bastard Dildo, which is a massive dildo which is the equivalent of a Great Sword. Or you might by a Ring of Penetration, which is the equivalent of a dagger.

When you attack with a Sex Toy, you deal Sexual Assault Damage. This can be lethal or non-lethal damage.

Growth Magic

If you are a spell caster, you gain Enlarge/Reduce as part of your known spells.

You can cast Enlarge/Reduce a number of times per day equal to your level, as a bonus action. When you do this, you can only target yourself or an ally.

You do not need to use concentration to maintain Enlarge/Reduce.


KINK TALENTS

Sex talents are an ADDITIONAL system where players can choose options to fulfill specific fetishes.

They are IN ADDITION to Feats, ASI, Classes, and Sub Classes. 

Kink Action

A Kink action is an additional bonus action, which can be used just for Kink Talents.

You may also convert a bonus action or a regular action into a kink action.

Upkeep

Some talents have an upkeep cost.

You can start them by spending the upkeep cost in Sex Points. The effect ends after a Long Rest. You can maintain it by spending your Sex Points after a long rest.

THE CRAZY OPTION


Players can take as make sex talents as they want. They are essentially, free. A player that doesn't take any sex talents at all is Vanilla. None of these talents are supposed to be particularly balanced against each other, they just need to equal or better than taking no sexual actions at all.


Vanilla

Upkeep: All your Sex Points.

The character has no kinks they wish to express, or is not interested in any of the available options. You may not spend any Sex Points for the duration of the game session.

Increase ALL ability scores by 2. You may ignore ability score maximums.

Breeder

After sexually assaulting an enemy, you impregnate or become impregnated by them

Spend 10 Sex Points after you've sexually assaulted or had sex with a target. The target must make a Con saving throw. If they fail, the enemy is Charmed for one round.

Afterwards, you summon a creature with stats equivalent to a kobold. After combat, the creature exits gameplay somehow. The creature is your offspring, and takes the appearance you and the GM choose. (Disappears, Plane Shifts, Finds It's Own Adventures, Becomes a PC)

Massive Ass (Tits, Cock, etc)

Upkeep: 10 Sex Points

You have giant Ass/Tits/Cock/etc

Gain HP equal to one Hit Die

Deal +2 Damage when Sexually Assaulting and Vore. This applies to Smothering damage.

Gain advantage when seducing sexually compatible targets.

Smother

When you hit a target with an attack within 5 feet, you can smother them with you boobs, ass, gut or other parts.

Spend 10 Sex Points as a Kink Action to automatically deal your unarmed damage dice to the enemy. This counts as Sexual Assault Damage. (Do not add your ability score)

When you heal an ally, you can smother them as well, healing an additional amount of hitpoints equal to your unarmed damage. Talents that increase Smother damage also increase this amount of healing.

Even More Massive

Upkeep: 20 Sex Points

Your tits, ass, cock or other sexual parts grow EVEN BIGGER!

When using the Smother talent, deal an additional +2 damage. 

Milk (Cum)

Your tits, cock or other productive area produces a nutritious substance.

Any ally within 5 feet of you can spend a Kink Action to suck on your tits. This costs YOU 10 Sex Points, and your milk heals them by 2d4 hitpoints + your primary ability score.

Milky Magician

If you are an Artificer:Alchemist (or other potion brewer type of class) you can dispense your elixirs through this milk as well. You don't need alchemist tools to do it. If you dispense a Healing Elixir, that effect also takes place as well, healing a total of 4d4+Intellience*2

Endosoma

You take up an ally into your body, allowing them to take refuge inside.

As a Kink Action. you or your ally must make a Sex Check. On a success, your ally takes refuge inside your body.

Your ally is restrained and blinded. It gains total cover against attacks other effects outside of you. 

As a Kink Action, you can make a Sex Check with your ally once during your turn. Your ally gains advantage to Sex Checks while inside your body.

When you heal an ally inside of your body, you heal an additional number of hitpoints equal to your proficiency bonus.

Sexual Healing

Target an ally within 5 feet of you. As a Kink action, you can spend at least 5 Sex Points. For every 5 Sex Points you spend your ally heals 1 hitpoint.

Sexual Guidance

Spend 10 Sex Points

Target an ally within 5 feet of you. As a Kink action, that target gets a 1d4 bonus on their next roll.

Sex Pet

Upkeep: 10 Sex Points

Target an ally smaller than you. You can now treat that ally as a familiar. You can have a number of Sex Pets equal to your proficiency bonus.

Collar

When you've defeated an enemy, you can take them as your pet. Make a Sex Check against their Sex DC. If you succeed, you can spend 20 Sex Points. The target becomes Charmed by you and shrinks to Tiny Size

Plot Protection: This only works on NPCs that are otherwise dead, or exited from the game. 

Gentle Soul

Upkeep: 10 Sex Points

You prefer to use non violence, hugging, smothering and generally playing with your enemies instead of outright killing them.

At your decision, all damage you deal is nonlethal. Via an aura of magic, uncanny dexterity or otherwise, otherwise destructive acts like stepping on buildings or people become somehow nonlethal.

When you do get angry, it's very dangerous. You may dismiss this effect as a free action. You learn if any creatures within 30 feet have evil alignments. For the next round, you add your proficiency bonus to all damage against evil-aligned creatures, fiends, aberrations and undead. If you do this, you can't use Gentle Soul again until you've had a Long Rest.

Devourer/Entrapper

You reach out and trap a target inside your body or your clothes. 

If you've grappled a target your size or smaller, you can devour it as a Kink action. Otherwise, you must make a successful grapple check. 

The devoured target is restrained and blinded. It gains total cover against attacks other effects outside of you. 

As a Kink action, you can Crush the enemy, dealing d6 + Primary Class Ability damage to ONE target you have grappled. This counts as a melee attack. You gain Sex Points equal to the damage you deal.

The Thickening

Spend 10 Sex Points as a Kink action.

You gained the Thickening Status, growing bigger and thicker, fleshy haunches ass and tits wobbling with every step

You gain 1 additional hit die of temporary hitpoints + your CON

While you have these temporary hitpoints, you have -1 to AC and Disadvantage to Stealth.

The status ends when you lose all temporary hitpoints, or  you take a short rest.

When you use the Smother action, your damage goes up by one die.

You can't do this again while you are Thickening.

Climactic Growth

You grow bigger and taller after eating, fucking, cumming, etc.

Spend 15 Sex Points as a Kink action.

You grow one size category larger, and gain +2 to damage. You gain -1 to AC

This condition ends after you take a short rest.

Blast Off

To use this ability, you must have restrained someone via Devourer, Entrapper or Endosoma.

Spend 15 Sex Points as a Kink Action. Make a ranged attack against a target within 30 feet. On a hit, deal 1d6 damage to the target as you blast your last meal at your target. The target does an addition +2 damage for each size it is above medium. Your last meal lands next to the target, along a straight line.

Just The Right Size

Upkeep: 5 Sex Points

After you fuck a creature, change a creature's size up to one size category smaller than yours

Sexual Strength

Upkeep: 10 Sex Points

Your biology has changed so that you don't need to exercise to grow muscles. The size of your muscles is instead based off your intense NEED TO BE HUGE!

For the purposes of Lifting and Carrying, Opposed(Grappling, etc) and General Strength checks, you have a strength score equal to your primary class attribute. If your primary class attribute is strength, add 10.

You deal double damage to objects and structures.

Stress Toy

Upkeep: 5 Sex Points

Once per round, when an ally deals Vore damage or Sexual Assault damage to you, the ally can heal that many hitpoints.

Instead of healing them, you can grant the ally + 1d4 on their next roll.


PROPOSED OTHER TALENTS BY THAT CAT

Large at Heart

Upkeep: 10 Sex Points

Requirement: Have any Aspect that isn't Tyrant

Despite your naturally smaller stature, you've got the lingering traces of a Tyrant's power within you.

  • You gain a +2 bonus to your melee and ranged damage rolls.
  • You ignore squeezing penalties.
  • You are treated as a Tyrant for the purposes of various game effects.