A very non-traditional name for a pub, the owner is a worshipper of the All-Cloud of Infinite Points. Its massive exterior was no small feat, and all of it's surfaces are as mathematically perfect as can be expected. Its interior room is a large pentagon and on the ceiling are painted the nine tenets of the “faith”. The owners “one perfect thing” is presumably this pub with its bright interior colors and perfect angles. It’s rumored that the sheer mathematical perfection of its interior can sicken any agents of chaos.
With the animosity towards magic users currently brewing in the city, this remains an area of controversy. But the current adherence to "Law above all things" by the new administration keeps it's tidy, ordered presence afloat, as some of the Lord High Commander's men are followers of the religion, and visitors to this pub. in fact, as of late, an element of the city guard have been stationed here to ensure nothing happens to the place.