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Dossier

Ioanna Crossbear is a 30-year-old female halfling druid and a nurturing, yet slightly out-of-touch member of Bromocorah Inc., her wisdom and motherly instincts making her a vital part of the guild despite her unconventional appearance. At 3’0”, Her youthful appearance often leads others to mistake her for a child. Her kind, rounded face is framed by long, black hair, tied back with in a bun with help of tusuk konde, and her large, blue eyes sparkle with a mix of maternal warmth and sharp intelligence. Her high-pitched, childlike voice—reminiscent of a kid—belies her authoritative tone, often sounding like a stern emak-emak (Indonesian for a no-nonsense mom) as she scolds her guildmates for their recklessness, saying things like, “You have to start your day with breakfast, Nak!” despite being the smallest one in the group.

Ioanna’s attire reflects her practical, mom-friend nature, though it’s a bit dated. She wears a simple, daster with a hide armour fashioned into apron tied around her waist, its pockets stuffed with herbs, bandages, and snacks she insists on carrying “just in case.” The dress is patched in several places, a sign of her frugal habits, and her sturdy Swallow sandals are worn but comfortable, perfect for long treks and throwing. A knitted cape, a hand-me-down from her late mother, drapes over her shoulders, its edges embroidered with tiny flowers, and she carries a Staff of Flowering topped with a bouquet of flowers that blooms with calming scent when she casts her druidic spells. A small woven basket hangs from her arm, filled with foraged mushrooms and roots, which she uses for both cooking and healing.

Ioanna’s backstory shapes her role in the guild. Eleven years ago, one of her childhood friends—fellow adventurer—left her behind to chase glory. Kreon Lightbringer, with his bardic prowess, their village was truly to small for him. What Ioanna did not expect was, around two years ago, her other best friend, seemingly a homely cleric who'd never leave the village—Jocasta Ilmarran—ran away from home, leaving Ioanna to care for her elderly, bedridden mother. She longed to join them but stayed out of duty, a decision that weighed heavily on her as her mother passed away recently. When she finally sought to become an adventurer, she faced rejection from job pools who deemed her “too old” for a low-level adventurer, despite her capability. Her frustration fuels her determination to prove herself, and she brings a wealth of wisdom to Bromocorah Inc., often acting as the group’s mom-friend. She’s fiercely capable, using her druidic magic to heal wounds, summon protective vines, or call upon animals for aid, all while fussing over her guildmates like they’re her children—even the 100-year-old elves like Rimeus and Willow, whom she considers “teens” compared to her “mature” halfling age, saying, “You young elves need to eat more greens!”

"There is still time"

She was born in the small, unmapped village in the foot of the Sword Mountains, the majority of villagers are farmers and shepherd, governed by the Clergy of Ilmater. There, she grew up with her childhood friends, Jocasta the cleric and Kreon the bard. 

Ever since they were children, Kreon had dreamed to be adventurers along with her and Jocasta. However, Ioanna's mother had borne her in her 130s, and she had to give up on that dream to take care of her mother. Meanwhile, Jocasta was tied to her duties in the Clergy that she hadn't left. Kreon left the village by himself 12 years ago to realise his dreams. They, however, still kept in touch through letters.

That was until, 2 years ago, Jocasta left the village without telling anyone. She sent her an ominous letter before going off contact. Around the same time, Kreon hadn't sent her any letters, either. Ioanna was left in the village, wondering what happened to her friends, but couldn't leave her bedridden mother. Could it be that her friends have abandoned her? Ioanna couldn't believe it, not the kindhearted Jocasta or the curious Kreon that she knew, surely?

It was half a year ago that she buried her mother. As she stood grieving in front of that grave she spent years of her youth on, she was haunted by another thought:

'I'm afraid I've wasted too much time.'

That day, she packed all her belongings and sold her house before leaving with her familiar companion, Kucing. Twelve years after she was supposed to become adventurer bands with her missing friends.

As Ioanna and Kucing traveled to the cities, a lot of guilds rejected her for her older starting age. When she was finally accepted in one, they kept her as unpaid intern and made her do housework instead of adventuring. Pissed, she left that adventuring guild. BroMoCoRah was her lucky break after dozens of rejections. She was wary at first on how too good to be true it was, but slowly settled nicely.

Today, too, Ioanna spends her afternoon in the tavern's lively hall, watching her new, "younger" friends bicker and fall into shenanigans. They remind her of her and her childhood friends' adventuring play-pretend as a kid. One of these days, she might meet them again.

"There is still time."

Guild Roles

Within Bromocorah Inc., Ioanna’s nurturing nature and old-fashioned habits create a dynamic mix of care and comedy. Kilionzel appreciates Ioanna’s wisdom, often seeking her advice on strategy, though she gently nudges her to keep up with modern tactics. Demit finds her fussing amusing, though he bristles when she tries to “mother” him, muttering, “I’m over a century old, Ioanna!”—to which she retorts, “And still a child in spirit, dear!” Longtail’s communist ideals confuse Ioanna, who doesn’t understand why they won’t “keep their things tidy,” but she still packs them lunches, muttering about “modern nonsense.” Grull El-Hars , with his own temper, respects Ioanna’s orderliness, the two bonding over their protective instincts, though Ioanna fusses over his health after Verin’s cooking mishaps.Blackpowder Saltpeter Saltpeter’s fiery impulses alarm Ioanna, and she’s often seen dousing his accidental fires with a bucket of water, scolding, “Fire is dangerous, child!” while he insists it’s “natural.”

Ioanna’s role in Bromocorah Inc. is as the group’s wise, nurturing mom-friend, using her druidic magic to heal, protect, and support, while her old-fashioned ways add a layer of warmth and humor. Her journey with the guild is one of proving her worth as an adventurer while finding a new family to care for, her motherly instincts and capable nature making her a beloved, if slightly overbearing, member of the team.