The Go-Getter Goblins were a smuggling crew formed in Cliffsunder by the GoblinCaptain Ipgrix the Go-Getter and the Halfling Eliwyse Widdershins. Starting with a stolen dinghy, they moved contraband from the western Common League between Scycaen Imperium, selling goods directly through dockside contacts and informal networks. As the operation expanded, Ipgrix recruited Goblinoids from the Murkmire Marshlands, including his first mate Yuzzikand bosun Slonk, while Eliwyse handled navigation, supplies, and recordkeeping. The crew eventually grew to around twenty members and operated a small fleet of aging sloops, sticking close to coastal routes to avoid attention from larger criminal groups.
Despite their growth, the organization remained loosely structured and heavily dependent on individual roles: Ipgrix as figurehead and planner, Yuzzik enforcing discipline, Slonk providing physical labor and shipboard strength, and Eliwyse keeping the operation functional through logistics. The Go-Getters made steady profits but lacked stability, and they were eventually caught in a sting operation in Fang's End while carrying illicit cargo and minor Wondrous Items. Most of the crew were arrested, and Ipgrix was sentenced to ten years imprisonment at Bleak End.
The surviving members escaped separately, and the group dissolved shortly after, though its former members continued to act as though it might one day be reformed.